I’m gonna say a word.
And I want you to tell me if it gets a laugh outta ya, OK?
Hamburger.
Anything?
A chuckle?
A snortle?
Maybe a snicker, perhaps?
Nut’n but crickets, right?
’Cuz it ain’t funny.… READ MORE
Remember Zsa Zsa?
She was doing the Kardashian thang — being famous for being famous — DECADES before any of the Kardashian clan were even a teeny tiny twinkle of titillation in the testicles of their patriarch.… READ MORE
I totally caught this guest by surprise.
It was complete “ambush journalism” on my part.
And you’ll be amazed (and probably wealthier) when you hear his response.
Click here now to check out the “ambush journalism” episode of Off The Chain.… READ MORE
Wanna know who 50 Cent says is a fool?
People who want things in life fast and easy.
(Probably ’cuz the only things in life that come fast and easy are fear, heartache and Domino’s pizza.)
You, on the other hand, are no fool.… READ MORE
Picture this…
While in an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru… in addition to seeing aliens carry you to a paradise with leprechauns, Jesus and unicorns that shit multi-colored ice cream…
… you dream up an idea for a smartphone app.… READ MORE
Imagine…
Dreaming up an idea for a smartphone app…
…outsourcing all the work to some programming geek in India for a few hundred bucks…
…then sitting back as copious quantities of cashola are crammed into your corpulent coffers…
…and you become a CASH MILLIONAIRE.… READ MORE
Ever see those hypnotist stage acts?
The ones where they hypnotize people and have them do weird stuff……barking like dogs, strutting like chickens… getting spanked like monkeys?… READ MORE
My heart can be had for free… but my mind is only available for rent.
That’s why I only answer marketing questions from the knights in my Marketing Camelot. ’Cuz they pay me.
But every now and then it’s fun to answer other kinds of questions on my podcast.… READ MORE
Back in the day, before any schmuck with Garageband and a YouTube account could release an album, a no-name guitar teacher, Joe Satriani, had an idea.
He used the money he had left on a credit card to record his own instrumental album, and release it on his own record label, started from his kitchen table.… READ MORE
I recently had an interesting conversation with fellow Floridian, Jack Born.
Jack is a marketer who created is AW Pro Tools. It’s brilliant. It gives Aweber (the email program) some super duper kick ass list segmentation abilities.… READ MORE
