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This gets me in trouble with the matriarchy.

But, it’s the truth.

If the West wanted to make marriage (1) far more interesting (for guys, at least) and (2) far more fun for the people who attend the ceremony one need only do the following:

1. Make the marriage contract renewable every 5 years.

That’d keep both parties on their toes.

And, prevent complacency.

For example:

“Baby, you sure you don’t want to make me that sammich? You’re up for renewal in a few weeks…”
2. The man should ONLY say the following line from the movie “Subspecies 2: Bloodstone” in his vows — with microphone in hand (so everyone hears), and right after his blushing bride says something mushy and lovey-dovey:

“You are my fledgling.
Embrace me as your master
and all that is mine will be yours.
and I will torment you
to eternity.”

That’d be a hoot, wouldn’t it?

Anyway, today’s Ben Settle Show podcast talks about this as well as 3 “rules” that every man should be following in both his quest for a woman and his quest for more sales.

Listen (it’s free for now) here:


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